so this is mmy mom *points to great oak* and my mom *points to the moon* and my mom *points to hundred foot tall wolf*
@3 months ago with 850 notes
"[T]here are female Conservative MPs who are happy to call themselves feminists. Why, they even wear T-shirts saying that they’re feminists, just so that we know. I saw a photo of Theresa May wearing one, right, and on the front, it said, ‘This is what a feminist looks like.’ And on the back of her one, it said, ‘Not really! I’m a Tory!’ And then underneath that, it said, ‘I axed the Health In Pregnancy Grant. I closed Sure Start Centres.’ That one had a smiley face next to it. ‘I cut child benefit and slashed tax credits. I shut down shelters for battered wives and children. I cut rape counselling and legal aid.’ Winking face. ‘I closed down all twenty-three specialist domestic violence courts. I cut benefits for disabled children. I tried to amend the Abortion Act so that women received one-to-one abortion counselling from the Pope before they go ahead with it. LOL.’ The back is much longer than the front, by the way. It’s a tailcoat, basically. The new Tory feminists are wearing tailcoats."
@3 months ago with 1406 notes
#YESSS #feminism #tories
Bridget Christie, episode 2 of Radio 4’s Bridget Christie Minds The Gap (via stalungrad
"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
@3 months ago with 377516 notes
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(Source: cachaemic, via emmugh)
@3 months ago
#baaneigh #drugs tw #food mention
B’s movin to berlin to ‘make music’ (lol), so saturday I met him & we ambled round town as he did his shady deals. ended up hangin out in this weird office full of plastic stags heads & giant plastic food, cuz his shambolic coked up mates are secretly livin there. they’d just stolen a whole rotisserie chicken & were eating it w/ their hands while simultaneously doin more coke. but he got them to agree to give me a laptop as a going away present from him !!!
so that was a day
just got offered this community care job i’m v v excited this is much more what i wanna do than makin coffee pre-dawn !!!!!
@3 months ago with 2 notes