I don’t understand how my grandma manages to stay so healthy/fit/alive. like, she leaves water in the sink for days at a time and whenever she’s done with dishes, she just washes them (no sponge) in that filthy, cold water. she won’t drink any fluids except those horrible instant cappuccinos. the last time I stayed with her, there was this gorgonzola that had definitely gone off, seeing as it was entirely brown, and over three days she ate the entire block, seemingly without repercussions.
In appearances she’s this tiny elderly lady but really she’s some kind of mighty, mythical beast, hiking around the buxton countryside in leggings & stiletto heels, consuming decaying matter in her path.
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We’re playing UK shows in December
5 // Clwb Ifor Bach, Cardiff (BUY TICKETS) (w/playlounge)
6 // Cockpit, Leeds (BUY TICKETS) (w/ Joanna Gruesome)
7 // Queens Social Club, Sheffield (BUY TICKETS) (w/ Joanna Gruesome)
8 // Gorilla, Manchester (BUY TICKETS) (w/ Joanna Gruesome)
9 // Heaven, London (BUY TICKETS) (w/ Joanna Gruesome)
I just made a new friend and he gave me a ticket for the mountain goats on wednesday!!!!!!!!@2 months ago with 2 notes
I’m all periody and I went watching girl most likely, shamefully, just to see darren criss kissing people & taking off his shirt. I was sat alone in an empty screen surrounded by bags of candy, thinking, is this a new low? but then actually I really enjoyed it! it was a good movie!!@2 months ago with 2 notes
hallo, I haven’t been here for so long that there’s a bit too much to tell now. right now I’m applying for charity jobs and if I get one I’ll be able to move back to london. mleen just moved back from ukraine and we had a sleepover before she went to start her MA. we drank loads of spiced apple juice and took pictures in a poor quality photobooth and watched this really awful slasher movie called you’re next. at the gardens we’re harvesting apples and plums, and at home I’m making tinctures. I feel like a tiny happy bag of squish.@2 months ago with 4 notes